“Hook-nosed hags is what we’re celebrating on Halloween. Personally, I’m offended by the representation of witches in popular culture.”
“Right, which is why you dressed as the Mistress of the Dark [Elvira]?”
“This costume happens to be a protest statement.”
“I am so impressed that you can make a protest statement and show cleavage all at the same time.”
That’s what costumes are all about, aren’t they?!
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