Last week, Alissa Warren on MamaMia listed her top five fictional friends. You know, people you’d be friends with… “if they were real.”
Let me know in the comments who you’d be fictional friends with but, until then, here are my top picks:
Elphaba Thropp, Wicked.
It’s no secret Elphaba is my favourite fictional female: someone you can look up to, who rises above hatred and discrimination, and who will stand up for her beliefs no matter what. Plus, she’s a witch! Galinda wouldn’t be too bad either…
Elle Woods from Legally Blonde.
She’s fun, she’s quirky, she’s got a cute little dog and an awesome wardrobe. And underneath it all, she’s not as ditzy as she seems. Awesome friend material.
Cher Horowitz, Clueless.
Again, someone who seems carefree and Clueless on the outside, but whose heart is in the right place. Maybe she’ll let you come over and program your wardrobe into her computer. Just think of the outfit-planning time you’ll save.
The fictional version of the late Vanity Fair columnist and man about town Dominick Dunne, Gus Bailey, would always give you the inside scoop, and probably feature you in his gossip columns! Anonymously, of course. You’ve got to keep up appearances.
Blair Waldorf/Dan Humphrey, Gossip Girl.
I’m not sure which one I’d like better as, personality-wise, they’re pretty much the same person. They exchange emails and phone calls whilst ploughing through their identical Netflix queues. They enjoy art, foreign films, being “in” with the “in crowd” and bygone eras. You could borrow Blair’s clothes, but Dan’s nice to look at… I can’t choose!
Kat Stratford, 10 Things I Hate About You.
She’s everything I’m not. She’ll shun the prom (but actually ends up going!) due to its patriarchal confines. She’s musical. She loves the riot grrl scene. She ploughs through feminist literature whilst listening to Spiderbait. And she don’t give a rats what anyone thinks of her. Total. Feminist. Icon.
Heather Mooney, Romy & Michele’s High School Reunion.
Anyone who openly tells people they don’t like to “fuck off” is someone I want to get to know! Plus she’s hilarious despite her best efforts to come across as cold and callous.
Scout Finch, To Kill a Mockingbird.
Sure, she’s a little young to be best buds with, but maybe I could be her babysitter?!
Related: [The Early Bird Catches the Worm] Women in Fiction: My Favourite Fictional Females.
[The Early Bird Catches the Worm] Women in Fiction: Are Our Favourite Fictional Females Actually Strong, or Stereotypes?
[The Early Bird Catches the Worm] It’s All About Pop-U-Lar.
[The Early Bird Catches the Worm] Strong Female Characters in the Land of Oz.
[The Early Bird Catches the Worm] Guest Post: Pop Culture Power Women.
[The Early Bird Catches the Worm] So Misunderstood.
[The Early Bird Catches the Worm] Pop Culture Role Models.
[The Early Bird Catches the Worm] In Defence of To Kill a Mockingbird.
[The Early Bird Catches the Worm] Another City, Not My Own by Dominick Dunne Review.
Elsewhere: [MamaMia] The 5 People I Would Be Friends With. If They Were Real.
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