Passive Aggressive, Much?

Those of you who know me, know that I’m fairly passive aggressive. I have been working on expressing my feelings of late, but in the spirit of staying true to yourself, here are some passive aggressive notes I dug up from none other than… erm… Passive Aggressive Notes!

You will notice the next two notes have been posted in/on the fridge. In my workplace, missing food is a common occurance. Happened just last week to a friend of mine, in fact. Maybe I should adopt this strategy…

I don’t have an office job (this blog is my office job!), so missing printouts is not really a concern of mine. But, oh, how funny these notes are!

Spelling mistakes = massive pet peeve of mine.

And these last two are GOLD.

Taking a Leaf Out of Amazon’s Book: GOOD Customer Reviews

After last week’s soul crushing compilation of the worst Amazon reviews on my favourite books, I feel it’s time for a more uplifting account of each book, from some not-so-biased sources.

So here, primarily to build up my wounded book-reviewing pride, are the best reviews of my favourite books.

To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee.

The majority of reviews on this classic were positive, so it’s just a matter of picking the best. Put simply, by Mrliteral, To Kill a Mockingbird is “a true classic”. But Bett Norris articulates her feelings beautifully: “I have always liked books better than people. Some books are better friends than many people I know… To Kill a Mockingbird will remain a treasured, dear old friend.”

The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger.

1,703 people gave this book top marks, including A Customer, who calls it “a brilliant coming-of-age novel.”

James Tyler says he “can remember enjoying this book the first time I read it. But I had no idea that with each subsequent reading I would find more and more to enjoy…”

Finally, B. Michini says Catcher is “a timeless, honest, controversial, superbly written tale” because protagonist Holden Caulfield “made me feel like there were others in this predicament that we call adolescence.”

Valley of the Dolls by Jacqueline Susann.

It seems most reviewers enjoyed this book, too, if only for it’s so-bad-it’s-good qualities. Childof80s—naturally—says it’s “more addictive than the pills its heroines take. Sure, it’s trashy, but trash is by far the most entertaining form of literature.” Thankyou for proving my point.

DevJohn01 goes as far as to say that “this cult classic is just what the doctor ordered,” while Timothy R. Wilkins says it’s “a classic and necessary primer for all lovers of pure camp!”

The Historian by Elizabeth Kostova.

Feelings about this vampire tale were split fairly evenly across the board. Nancy B. Miller summarises it nicely, saying “Kostova has crafted a slow-building story that blends scholarship and the supernatural in a unique and fascinating way.”

When this book was released in 2006, it was compared to The Da Vinci Code, as so many works with an historical mystery plotline are. I probably enjoyed The Da Vinci Code more than The Historian, but just by a hair. 340bookfan is having none of this, calling The Historian “a real writer’s answer to The Da Vinci Code.” I will agree that The Historian is written in a more complex manner, and the author spent ten years bringing the pieces of Dracula’s puzzle together, so Kostova’s practically an historian herself!

Tietam Brown by Mick Foley.

Much like The Catcher in the Rye, Tietam Brown is a coming-of-age tale that deals with controversial subject matter. R. A. Ward has “a hard time quantifying it for this review,” and I had a similar reaction to it, too.

Big-noter Aaron J. Palmer, with a multitude of MAs, and BAs and PhDs, who has “read a lot of [novels]” calls Tietam Brown “without a doubt, one of the best novels I’ve ever read.” Finally, Charles E. Henry commends Foley for “some great character development” and the way the book “manages to be funny, disturbing, sad and hopeful all at the same time.”

I will agree that its appeal is very hard to put into words, but I think it is a novel that almost anyone would enjoy.

Watership Down by Richard Adams.

Richard Adams’ tale of talking bunnies gets an “A+ rating” from B. Merritt, who thanks the publishers for taking a chance on a novel that “really wasn’t a children’s tale, nor adult literature”, because “if they hadn’t, we surely would have been denied a true literary classic.

A common theme here is Watership Down’s nostalgic presence in the reviewers’ lives. David Huber and Lawrance M. Bernabo both recall coming of an intense J.R.R. Tolkien ride, thinking nothing they would ever read could live up to the standard set by Lord of the Rings. They both admit how wrong they were, with Huber marvelling at “how one person can actually produce such lovable characters… that actually make [sic] you feel various emotions for each of them.” Now I want to revisit this classic (bunny) tale!

I’ll add you to my list, Watership

A Lion’s Tale by Chris Jericho.

If I can refer back to last week’s post regarding this title, it is not hard to find positive reviews on this one. Ranging from being “the best wrestling book I’ve ever read” (C. Sawin) to a “book wrestling fans can honestly recommend to non-wrestling fans about wrestling” (S. Albert) to, plain and simple, “the best wrestling [auto]biography ever!” (Pwa Y. Soo), I pretty much agree with all of them.

Another City, Not My Own by Dominick Dunne.

This is my Achilles heel; it just so happens that my favourite book ever is universally panned by critics—which is not uncommon for a Dominick Dunne book—and the general public alike!

But there are a few good ones, which is not as disheartening as going through all the negative ones! Cecilia Sheppard shares my sentiments in saying she “devour[s] this man’s books like fine chocolates.”

A Customer pinpoints the strange feeling I had after completing this “novel in the form of a memoir”, calling it “unnerving”, while jtj3 says he “was an O.J. trial junkie”, just as I became after reading this book. He “literally could not put the book down” and believes it is “Dunne’s fictionalised autobiography”, as so much of his career centred around O.J. Simpson.

Related: Taking a Leaf Out of Amazon’s Book: Bad Customer Reviews.

Books: All Eyes on Marilyn.

Following on from yesterday’s Marilyn Monroe anecdote, news broke last week that Farrar, Straus and Giroux publishing house will be releasing Monroe’s writings in the northern autumn, called Fragments.

Turns out Monroe wasn’t just tragically beautiful and beautifully tragic, but also a pretty smart cookie, according to editor Courtney Hodell. “She was a great reader and someone with real writing flair.”

Perhaps being married to playwright Arthur Miller rubbed off on her. Although, I think Monroe had to have had her head screwed on straight to orchestrate a career that has endured the sands of time, making her one of pop culture’s most relevant icons.

Many people can relate to being trapped in your own skin and never being seen as good enough by the people around you. Lindsay Lohan, please stand up. (Not ironically, Lindsay has posed numerous times as her idol, and has the Monroe quote “Everyone’s a star and deserves the right to twinkle” tattooed on her wrist.) Just how much Monroe felt “trapped in her famous body”, is partly revealed in The Genius & the Goddess: Arthur Miller & Marilyn Monroe by Jeffrey Meyer, which houses an appendix detailing the illnesses and operations of Monroe. She had thirteen abortions, eight alleged suicide attempts and hated her body. Everyone around her wanted to “take pieces of her, like she was less than a person”, until the day she died. After death, it is much the same.

Even if we see her as a beautiful woman who lead a tragic life at the very least, I think Fragments will prove that she was so much more than that.

Elsewhere: [Los Angeles Times] Marilyn Monroe, In Her Own Words.

[Book Slut] Genius, Goddess: Reading Theatre.

On the Net: Thanks for the shoutouts, Satchel Girl!

As the week winds down, my favourite blog, Girl With a Satchel, compiles a digital collage, if you will, of that week’s best-in-show in the celebrity fashion stakes, appropriately titled “Cute & Chic”.

Last Thursday it was “short, sparkly [and] sophisticated”, and the Friday before that there was a “country girls do it better” theme, or “lumberjack chic” as I have been calling it for the past several years.

So imagine my surprise when I was nonchalantly flipping through last week’s blog printouts at work on Tuesday (yes, I know I’m a bit behind the eight ball in my blog reading, but starting your own is time-consuming work, let me tell you! I am also lucky enough to have a day job that affords me to be physically present whilst mentally somewhere else), and I came across my name on GWAS, with a reference to the aforementioned “lumberjack chic”!

And as icing on the cake, yesterday I was doing another quick scan of GWAS in between blog posts, and wouldn’t you know, my name was dropped again!

Now, I am no stranger to being published on this blog (thanks, Erica!), but it was lovely to see a mention that wasn’t via pushyness on my part (I like to think of it as “putting yourself out there”), and it brought a smile to my faceas Erica’s blog always does!

I just want to thank Erica again for all her support and guidance in getting my work out there (and a happy third wedding anniversary!), and thankyou to all my friends, family and co-workers who have made this blog’s first week more successful than I could have ever hoped!